Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Breaking News

Good Morning, welcome to the WKAB News at 7:32am. We have a few very important updates for you today.

First up this morning: the weather! It's chillier than yesterday, and still a little rainy. But rain is a good thing, because it means it's too warm for snow!

Also, recent studies show that Katie needs to go grocery shopping. This conclusion is based on evidence that suggests no breakfast foods exist in her home, and that the apple and pear sitting in her fruit bowl have passed ripe and moved on don't-touch-that-it-might-disintegrate. She is also in need of cheese.

In other news, it appears that it's occasionally a very good thing to go to bed shortly after 9:00pm - however, you may wake up at 2:21am, 3:24am, 4:30am and 5:36am. Even if it's your day to *sleep in* and your alarm is not scheduled to go off until 5:50am.

Finally, an hour-long pedicure on a Saturday morning seems to be just the way to kick off your weekend. And springtime in general. We suggest scheduling one today.

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